Random adventures through my life... in all their glory and splendor.

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

The only barrier here, is that ridiculous post in your mouth



“Hi, I’d like a #3”
“Kwambow?”
“Yes”
“Fwyz, zouq, oh shallid?”
“What’s the soup today?”
“Queem off bwa-sha-wee”
“That sounds good”
“Anyshing elps?”
“No that’s it.”
“Fow heroshugo?”
 “For here”
“Shattilbee sheshen shirdy fide”
“Here’s my card”
“Dan Too.  Hasha nysh day!”
“Thanks you too!”

I may not be a particularly educated man, but I am pleasantly fluent in Just-Got-My-Tongue-Pierced-ese

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